I like eating food in bed and I have the crumbs to prove it. Mostly instead of hanging up my clothes I just pile them on top of any surface in the room. I've gone an embarrassingly long time without washing my hair. I've worn the same sweatpants/sweatshirt combo for enough days in a row that people have commented on it. I've watched an entire season of television in one day. I think subway rats are adorable and relate to them (especially pizza rat, of course) on a spiritual level.

I'm self-doubting, indecisive, lazy, grumpy and hangry all at the same time most of the time. I'm still waiting for the day I finally feel like an adult.  

Does any of this sound like you (ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US)?

Well then, welcome to The Trash Baby.